Is the absence of Pavel noticeable?

It has been a while since Pavel Skidanenko last stepped on a soccer field. The Sheepshead Bay native has been often questioned for his lazy and passive playing style. In a private interview with one of our reporters, Pavel stated that “there is lack of motivation” on the field, which ultimately results in his sluggish play. He also complained that his workload is the primary factor of his absence. Pavel, who is endorsed by Herbalife, missed the past five weeks of soccer. Many on the field doubt the return of Pavel, however, he uses that doubt as motivation. When asked for a concrete date on his return, Pavel went away from the question and implied “I will be back”. Mr. Skidanenko’s return is highly anticipated, whether it’s because he is missed, or because he owes the Sunday soccer crew five bucks for the new bags they ordered.